mossypants

Gif of lava lamp.  welcome to my lab!  Gif of lava lamp.



           3D animation of a stereotypical wizard in robe and conical hat, working on a computer with CRT monitor. His wand is sat on the desk beside his keyboard and mouse.

Me, working hard at crunching the numbers and plotting the trendlines.


3D illustration of a compound microscope with a single eyepiece, rotating along its z-axis. soil texture triangle graph

I was so excited when we got to the soil texture triangle graph in my environmental science class. I love a good graph or figure.



Other figures I want to put on here:


I should also use this space to tell stories. In fact --






Tales from the Lab!


Safety Lessons

When I was an undergraduate, one of my resarch projects involved studying a flavonoid. I had difficulty dissolving it in ethanol, so I looked up to see what might work better.

       Skeletal formula for pyridine
Pyridine was among the solvents listed in the CRC Handbook. I checked our inventory of organic solvents and -- fantastic! We had plenty!

But I made the mistake of not looking up the Safety Data Sheet (SDS, formerly known as "Material Safety Data Sheets" or "MSDS") of the compound. So right there on the benchtop, outside of a hood, I prepared to pour the substance into a labeled beaker.

I opened the bottle and immediately got walloped by the smell of canned corn and fear. I mean, it hit the back of my sinus like canned corn does, and my whole body was filled with abject fear. I've often seen pyridine described as having a "nauseating, fish-like odour," but nothing of the smell reminded me of fish. I also didn't feel nauseated, though I could have if I'd kept the bottle open.

Instead, I closed the bottle and fortunately, the ventilation in the lab was great enough to dissipate the odour pretty quickly. To this day, I still associate dread, panic, and fear with the smell of pyridine. And I always open it under a functioning fume hood with the sash just high enough to get my arms in.






         Pikachu working a jackhammer in front of a black-and-yellow hazard saw horse with the words under construction


to do list

Black kitten against a red satin background with two shiny stars animated to simulate sparkling. Overlaid text reads: Site approved by Nicolas Cage.
Image of skull, with scrolling text: Horror Gif Necronomicon. Halloween Gifs. Halloween Midis. For your site. Red no circle over a cigarette. Text reads: Thank you for not smoking at this website. Photo of two isopods with a white geometric border. Overlaid text reads: [heart character] isopods. They Might Be Giants Dial-A-Song logo. Text reads: dial a song Animation of real cat walking up to the viewer against a blue and green geometric background Animation of the Sun moving behind Earth. Text reads: Are you ready for Year 2000 Medieval illustration of a calico cat
Google Chrome is Evil. To the right is a rotating, circumscribed pentacle. Image of Stinky from the video game Animal Crossing. Text reads: Stinky Now! 2.0 I survived Y2K
                 Cute cartoon green alien face in left. Text reads: This user is just visiting